is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
tell me about the fingering
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