Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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