Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
