so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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