I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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