so explain again why im purple
no
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
