Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
kristin has been a bad kristin
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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