I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
