i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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