we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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