Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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