why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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