he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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