I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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