It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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