I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
