if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
