Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Randomize
