I accidentally burped into my bong.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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