I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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