omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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