I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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