you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
There are leaves in my underwear?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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