I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
