How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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