She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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