Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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