I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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