hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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