Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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