yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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