I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
