that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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