what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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