My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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