Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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