is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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