Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
At least make sure they are 18
Why
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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