WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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