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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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