can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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