what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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