Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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