I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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