real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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