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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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