i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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