Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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