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Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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