It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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