great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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